Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Mtsar Does Travolta - Exclusive!


Forget about dancing with the stars ... those losers refused to have the man on the show - they knew I'd dance them into the new age. How the fuck they can have one legged gippo Heather Mills (I'd still bang her disabled ass) on there but not a half brown renowned fictional scholar with riverdance in his genes... I dont know - though I suspect this has something to do with the symbolism in the CBS logo.

I have been a life long fan of dance, especially the Riverdance - watching all those Paddy broads in spandex lifting their leggies up.. phew... it takes a lot of rapture juice to keep old paddy in his pouch watching that stuff. Equally, nothing did it for me more growing up on the streets of East Belfast than watching that poofter Travolta showing the world how to dance like a beast of a man.

So, myself and Jordan knocked up a great one hour feature-ette in which the man runs down through the whole Saturday Night Fever routine in my brilliant white Atlantean suit. There are extras too - including a Mtsar approved naked yoga dance instructional video - great for the maidens out there who want to learn to bend into sexual brilliance. And directors commentary by Jordan Maxwell in which he extends the visual dance to incorporate the symbolism of the dance moves and how it relates to the fictional pie in his mind.

This DVD is available for the limited special offer of $3 when purchased with my full Origins and Oracles 679 DVD set, (coming soon in Blu-Ray).

Get yours now from Taroscopes.com.

3 comments:

3 moons in hell said...

these song lyrics are not the BAD kind of man eater but the yummy kind! it's not relavant to your musings here but you look so hot signing that book i got HUNGRY just looking at you ole great half brown lover of all maidens a like. so here's to you!

Maneater - Daryl Hall & John Oates

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's seated with you but her eyes are on the door

So many have paid to see
What you think you're getting for free
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far

CHORUS:
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart

CHORUS

Ooh,
Oh here she comes
Here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Whoa here she comes
(Watch out)
She's a maneater
Oh here she comes
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild ooh
(Oh here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out
(Oh here she's comes)
Yeah yeah she's a maneater
(Oh here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She's watching and waiting ooh
(Oh here she comes)
Oh she's a maneater

Anonymous said...

I fell about screaming with laughter at the Tsarion photo.. he is such a twat

Anonymous said...

BWUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THIS PAGE IS A WHOLE LOADA LULZ! FTFW! AWWWWW MAN WHAT A BLAST , I'VE TEARS DOWN MY EYES.