Friday, 19 September 2008

Obama is the Anti-Christ

Yes folks, I have secured exclusive access to Obama's private gmail account.

You will notice that if you add up the third letter of every line it spells 'EVIL BLACK MAN NOT HALF BROWN, ATLANTIS RISING 666'

This is very serious. Obama is most certainly the Shivan antichrist, the Atonist megalord come to enslave humanity. We must stop him at once people. Take to the streets and demand a true blooded half-brown gippo to be your king.

Can you imagine the freedom America would enjoy if all the nations children were led by the Great Mtsar, and provided with free mystery school tarot educations instead of the mainstream fascist education they get now, sponsored by pepsi and zion?

'mystery', 'gippo' and 'Obama' are copyright Mtsar Incorporated. 'Mtsar is copyright the Jordan fatimus Maxwell Foundation, Class of '74.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

The New Mtsar Single, now on youtube

Yes yes, I have been in the recording studio laying down some fat ones, and also some tunes. This will not be available on itunes or in record shops, just through as I'm very protective of my copyright. This is sure to keep the honey's coming back to Mtsar for more sweet half-brown lovin.

The B-side will be 'Biggaungaummagumbaummaburrgagullla'. An ancient Irish Druidic chant that brings the brilliance of Shiva through your veins and aligns you with Aquarius.

Ciao, and keep on rockin' in the NWO.

'youtube' is copyright Mtsar

Monday, 1 September 2008

Sitchin is Not Wrong

What utter garbage. Who do these 'researchers' think they are undermining my documented fictional research? do they not know how many hours I spend making this stuff up and then copyrighting it? Listen ,this is how scholarship and documentation goes: If someone writes it in a book, its true. Don't you all know that you fucking darwinian rejects? People spend a lot of money hiring me to teach their children this kind of valuable truthism. You can find my details on Taroscopes. Now booking for special Year of the gippo specials. Payment can be made in part by blood sacrafice or bringing a few willing broads along. I havent been banging as much lately - I could do with a bit of lemurian lady juice.

Additionally what is the man supposed to do with the tattoo he invested in if this fictional turns out to be untrue?

I wouldn't take the time to wipe these flies off my brown arse if they so happened to stick to it after I shat my ring after too much curry. Only Shiva knows of the howling glory a lamb vindaloo can bring to a conspiracy genius.

You know, I've been reading this alternative internet blog scene for a few weeks now and I'm sorry to say that all the posters here are human filth, wasters drifting in a sea of intellectual sewage. All of you, scum. I'll bet not a single one of you would pay a penny for a piece of copyrighted scholarship ... or a dodgy home produced DVD boxset with me talking utter baloney for 459 hours... it figures.

Stop wasting my time, I have better things to do. The Rapture is but days away and i'm coming up so you better get this party started. Losers.

'vindaloo', 'Shiva', 'gippo', '459', and 'DVD' are all copyright Mtsar.