Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Drunvalo Malcheezedick and the Flower of Shite

Just a quick note readers: I have just finished a Sedona colonic retreat with Drunvalo Malcheezedick, the great alien master of the realm of the Plaiedes. It was a truly revelatory experience, he described to me that you can see the flower of shite in everything, even in words.

Now, listen here, this idiot might be a fictional scholar of renown, but to tell me that theres hidden codes in my fictional works is clearly not welcome to the man. There is no hidden symbolism in my work, just good honest off the top of my head rubbish. Just so you know Ciao

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