Tuesday, 12 August 2008

Ask Mtsar

Please feel free my children to ask me whatever you want.

This service is offered free of charge, with the expectation that you will enter into a full course at the Taroscopes mystery school© in good faith.

Ciao, M.

8 comments:

Jim said...

Hello Mr. Tsarion,

i was wondering if you could shine some light on the meaning of life, and how you managed to copyright it?

Thanks,

Jim

Mtsar said...

Listen Jim,
Life is copyright Mtsar ... why?
because I wrote a book 'Atlantis, Alien Visitation and Genetic Manipulation' that rewrote the fictional history of mankind and the Solar System.

therefore, due to copyright law, which I enforce to the fullest via my dedicated midget support staff, I have full copyright over the meaning of life, as I am its author.

Its simple. Fictional scholarship is the answer.

when can I expect your cheque for enrolment into my mystery school Jim? Then we can fictionally rewrite your life and your future too.

Anonymous said...

Dear Michael,

i often overwhelmed by the sheer number of conspiracy gurus out there. Is there anyone you would recommend who, like you, one can blindly trust on anything he/she says?

Hugs and Kisses,

Nathalie

Mtsar said...

Jordan Maxwell, My Daddy.

He makes everything in his repertoire up from scratch - so you know you can trust him.

Daddy Jordan taught me everything I know.

McGayver said...

Hiya Mike,

I ran into some serious $$$ a while back and decided i want to invest it in a good sword. Now im a bit torn between a superb katana, a double-sided medieval cleaver, or something exotic. You being the ultimate Irish swordmaster, what advice would you give me?

Mtsar said...

listen mcgayver, just give your money to me.

I'll invest it for you.

King of the Mountain said...

Yo T-zari-ai!

Well, my good man, could I please have a refund on your "Oracles and Origins" dvd collection? I would like to return my purchase because it's shit.

I have a receipt.

I await your reply

King of De Mount-ai.

Mtsar said...

No
fictional scholarship is non refundable