More Filthy Images of Mtsar Proliferating

Listen, more of this filth is popping up on google every day. I'm sick of it.

My image is copyright Mtsar incorporated. Who do these punk's think they are defaming and ridiculing the man like this eh?!

If the Rapture doesnt get you then the copyright warriors will in the Lower Astral. Watch out scumlords.

Damn Atlantean Scum took me off Facebook

Holy Shiva, look at this disabled midget go!

My fans will know of my midget employment opportunities - these little guys are great for domestic work. They can really get into the hard to reach places. If anyone knows where I can contact this person, or if he has an agent, please do get in touch.

Mtsar doesn't discriminate.

Drunvalo Malcheezedick and the Flower of Shite

Just a quick note readers: I have just finished a Sedona colonic retreat with Drunvalo Malcheezedick, the great alien master of the realm of the Plaiedes. It was a truly revelatory experience, he described to me that you can see the flower of shite in everything, even in words.

Now, listen here, this idiot might be a fictional scholar of renown, but to tell me that theres hidden codes in my fictional works is clearly not welcome to the man. There is no hidden symbolism in my work, just good honest off the top of my head rubbish. Just so you know Ciao

The Mtsar August Newsletter

please read my new articles and visit my store on taroscopes.com

This month we have several new exclusives including a review in the 'smell like the new age' quarterly newsletter on the new range of vegan, vedic cologne that I am manufacturing from my kitchen in the Bay Area.

We are also offering the chance for devoted fans to receive genuine Jordan Maxwell body pieces, which will be removed as part of his imminent autopsy. Details on the website.

There is also an article about a recent USA visit by UK comedian and fellow David Icke-ette Russell Brand.

This Russell Chap, yes... very funny. When he came to the Bay Area I was charitable enough to give him my sofa... when I woke up he had emptied my fridge of coconut milk (excellent for ascension symptoms) and stolen all my black clothes....


Still, we had a great evening out in the slut joints, drinking paddy power, picking up broads and banging them up the brown into the wee small hours. Russell has agreed to co-produce and finance my next DVD boxset 'The Mtsar Guide to Banging Broads in the Age of Aquarius'. It will include a bonus section on how to cope with hairloss, mainly by dangling gippo trinkets all around your face and neck to distract the honeys from your glorius half brown scalp.

Ful details can be found on Taroscopes, and hopefully I will feature on next weeks Russel Brand Show. I would love to get a chance to share my origins of disability research.

I am now endorsing the ipod touch, as it is black and shiny, like Shiva in the new moon. Nothing beats seeing your manly stare reflected in one of those beasts as you listen to metallica and sepultura in your inner ear phones (hidden from view by your glorious side mane of course). They are also a great way to store sick porn shit so you can jack off when and wherever you feel the schiziod burning need to do so as your atlantean side manifests. Some say 3.5" is too small... i say fuck them.

I take my music very seriously

this post is copyright mtsar incorporated. '3.5"', 'shiva', 'fictional scholarship' , 'disablity', and 'sepultura' are registered trademarks of mtsar

Exclusive Email Correspondance between Mtsar and David Shite

Mtsar: Tell me more about this brilliant full brown warrior Credo Mutwa.

David Shite: I see you're talking about my very special friend Credo! I was being interviewed by James Whale on talksport radio a little while back and I related this story of how I watched - in absolute astonishment, it has to be said - Credo literally battering to death five CIA agents with a dark mars bar. Now, trying to imagine that in your bloody head is something, but seeing the little shaman go chocolate ninja with your very own eyes brings a whole new meaning to the term problem-reaction-solution.

So, what I'm going to do is, I'm going decided to dedicate a chapter to this in my next book, which will be over 600 pages long and will retail in all good bookstores. Only good bookstores and not those ones that are run by the Illuminadee. The price will come in at around £17 and will include a free cd sampler of my son's new album, entitled It may be bollox, but it sure beats botox.

Mtsar: I have heard this 'dark Mars bar' myth in the past, I have actually decoded it though analysing the symbolism. It is in fact a chocolate snack with no milk in the chocolate.

'symbolism' is copyright Mtsar.